I send you “Hey :)” And you just say “Hey.” I get no smiley back? Okay, fuck you too.
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
I want (1) message that will make me smile.
Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm
angelmojo: but i think we all know who had the best dad ever